An edition of The panic years (2008)

The panic years

a guide to surviving smug married friends, bad taffeta, and life on the wrong side of 25 without a ring

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An edition of The panic years (2008)

The panic years

a guide to surviving smug married friends, bad taffeta, and life on the wrong side of 25 without a ring

1st ed.
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Have you ever found yourself thinking, "If one more friend gets engaged I'm going to scream"?Do the words taffeta and crinoline make you break into a cold sweat?Does reading the wedding announcements section in the newspaper induce outright hyperventilation?If so, congratulations! You've hit the Panic Years.According to author Doree Lewak, the Panic Years mark the point (usually around your twenty-sixth birthday) when your dating agenda fundamentally changes--from dating for a fling to dating for a ring. Suddenly your newly married friends feel more like enemies, weddings become mocking reminders of your own single status, and you contemplate going on a reality TV show to find true love. What's a girl to do?In The Panic Years, Lewak delivers a hilarious and helpful road map for conquering the Panic and finding Mr. Right. As Lewak shows, you can win the race to the altar by changing your tactics from Panicked to Proactive--and keeping your sense of humor along the way. You will learn how to:Cope with Panic by Proxy--pushy friends and parents.Successfully hunt for PFs (Potential Fiances).Project hotness and desirability.Set--and stick to--dating time lines.Avoid being bitter at your friends' weddings--and ruining all their pictures with that scowl on your face.Get the ring and the proposal and seal the deal!Packed with true-life stories from the Panic trenches as well as indispensable advice, The Panic Years is the ultimate guide for anyone who wants to survive her single years (with sanity intact), snag her perfect guy, and remain fabulous throughout it all.You know you're in the Panic Years when:Your mom slips you the number of her tennis partner's son ... for the fifth time.You've walked down the aisle dozens of times--just not as a bride.Your "concerned friends" chip infor a subscription to Match.com for your birthday.It's down to you and the five-year-old flower girl at the bouquet toss.Upon hearing "Guess what? I'm engaged!" for the second time in one week, you disconnect your phone.You actively scheme to win back your ex--even though he's already engaged to someone else.From the Hardcover edition.

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Broadway Books
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English
Pages
275

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Table of Contents

Confessions of a panicker
Why you're never too young to start panicking
Panic by proxy
Getting through the holidays unmarried and unscathed
How not to be bitter at your friends' weddings
How to project hotness and desirability when you have neither but want both
Snap out of your dating delusions and start looking for the right kind of PF now
Hunting season : where to find a PF
Keep your friends close and your single friends closer
The one who got away
Strategy #1 : set and stick to dating timelines
Strategy #2 : be supportive of the Oedipal freak show relationship he has with his mom
Strategy #3 : never move in together before you get the ring
Strategy #4 : master the art of guilt-free manipulation
Strategy #5 : learn how to counter classic decoys
Strategy #6 : seep into his subconscious and stay there
Shopping for rings
We're engaged! it's just something you say
Why your married friends aren't always as happy as they seem
To thine ownself be true and other Shakespearian crap.

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Dewey Decimal Class
306.81/53
Library of Congress
HQ800.2 .L47 2008

The Physical Object

Pagination
vii, 275 p. ;
Number of pages
275

ID Numbers

Open Library
OL18498337M
Internet Archive
panicyearsguidet0000lewa
ISBN 13
9780767925990
LCCN
2007036225
OCLC/WorldCat
171151083
Library Thing
5082121
Goodreads
954918

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