There are many reasons people won't buy your ebook. I'm one of them. It sounds harsh, but it's true.
I know that you put a lot of effort into it. You poured over research notes, tabbed search engine browser pages, and flipped to and fro in your word processing program, all to get the right words in your book fit made for your niche.
Many, many hours you have given to this project. You might even call it your baby. You format the document, upload it to a site or two, tell a few friends, and you hope for the sales to come in.
Nothing.
Sure, you might have made a sale to your buddy. Certainly you made one to your favorite aunt. And we all know that you bought a copy for yourself, so you can “honestly” give it a 5-star review.
I won't doubt that you put a lot of work into your book. Or maybe you didn't. Either way, if your book stinks, you deserve poor sales. That's right. Suck it up.
An edition of No, I Won't Buy Your eBook
(2014)
No, I Won't Buy Your God-damned Mother-fucking Stupid-ass eBook
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Why won't readers buy your book? Because it sucks, that's why.
This short ebook points out the errors of your ways, and inspires you to fix your book so it will sell, or at least be readable.
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added by Steve Dustcircle.
Introduction / opening
There are many reasons people won't buy your ebook. I'm one of them. It sounds harsh, but it's true.
I know that you put a lot of effort into it. You poured over research notes, tabbed search engine browser pages, and flipped to and fro in your word processing program, all to get the right words in your book fit made for your niche.
Many, many hours you have given to this project. You might even call it your baby. You format the document, upload it to a site or two, tell a few friends, and you hope for the sales to come in.
Nothing.
Sure, you might have made a sale to your buddy. Certainly you made one to your favorite aunt. And we all know that you bought a copy for yourself, so you can “honestly” give it a 5-star review.
I won't doubt that you put a lot of work into your book. Or maybe you didn't. Either way, if your book sucks, you deserve poor sales. That's right. Suck it up.
I know that you put a lot of effort into it. You poured over research notes, tabbed search engine browser pages, and flipped to and fro in your word processing program, all to get the right words in your book fit made for your niche.
Many, many hours you have given to this project. You might even call it your baby. You format the document, upload it to a site or two, tell a few friends, and you hope for the sales to come in.
Nothing.
Sure, you might have made a sale to your buddy. Certainly you made one to your favorite aunt. And we all know that you bought a copy for yourself, so you can “honestly” give it a 5-star review.
I won't doubt that you put a lot of work into your book. Or maybe you didn't. Either way, if your book sucks, you deserve poor sales. That's right. Suck it up.
added by Steve Dustcircle.
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| January 9, 2015 | Edited by Steve Dustcircle | Edited without comment. |
| January 9, 2015 | Edited by Steve Dustcircle | Edited without comment. |
| January 9, 2015 | Edited by Steve Dustcircle | Edited without comment. |
| January 9, 2015 | Edited by Steve Dustcircle | Edited without comment. |
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