Punk musician Nixie Schmeling is a hundred pounds of Attitude who spells authority a-n-c-h-o-r and thinks buying insurance is just one more step toward death. So she really feels played when shes volunteered to run the towns first annual fundraising festival. Especially when she finds out its to pay for a heavy-hitting lawyerwhos six-feet-plus of black-haired, blue-eyed sex on a stick. Attorney Julian Emerson learned centuries ago that the only way to contain his dangerous nature is to stay buttoned up. Hes come from Boston to defend the town from a shady group of suitsand an even shadier gang of vampires. But his biggest problem is Nixie, who shreds his self-control. Nixie doesnt get why the faphead shyster doesnt understand her. Julian wishes Nixie would speak a known languagelike Sanskrit. Even if they manage to foil the bloodthirsty gang, what future is there for a tiny punk rocker and a blue-blooded skyscraper? And thats before Nixie finds out Julians a vampire.