An edition of It's probably nothing, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my implants
(2013)
It's probably nothing, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my implants
First Simon & Schuster hardcover edition.
by Micki Myers
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WHAT TO DO WHEN CANCER STRIKES? As a vibrant woman in her late thirties, a mother of two, poet, artist, and teacher, Micki Myers decided to confront her diagnosis head on with the sharpest tools in her arsenal: namely, her sense of humor and unbridled poetic license.
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Patients, Cancer in women, Poetry, Cancer, Poetry (poetic works by one author), BreastPeople
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It's probably nothing, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my implants
2013, Simon & Schuster
in English
- First Simon & Schuster hardcover edition.
1476712743 9781476712741
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Table of Contents
Oh fuck I have cancer!
Dream a little dream of me
No way! Way.
Don't waffle about: get a mammogram!
It's probably nothing...
Living wage
What to expect when you're expecting to hear you have cancer
Bedside manners
Say wha?
Mind over matter
You want the good news or the bad news?
Tie a pink ribbon around the old oak tree
617delT walks into a bar
Stereotactic core biopsy black and blues
Muzak
Double whammy
Agent provocateur
Body piercing
Sentinel node biopsy lament
Sadenfreude
Freefalling
You can never be too rich or too thin?
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
B31-3 rosette royal with a little SR512 fruit punch
You can't take it with you
What a racket
Penny drops
Penicillin
Pathological
Acronymious
On the hospital menu: takeout
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
Wussy
Air -reconditioning
"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"
Spit or swallos?
Disabled driver
Biohazard
Wigging out
That old red devil called love
Seeing red
Honeymoon
Short back and sides
Blessed are the children
Opportunity knocks!
Escapism
Teaching on percocets
Don't call us
we'll call you!
Neupogen
THC, TLC, TCB
Funnies
Sorry to be so blunt
20-gauge
Day spa
Hair today, gone tomorrow haiku
Yew tree, how scary thou art
Tragicomic
Falsies
No such thing as a free lunch
Tangled up on you
I'd raise eyebrows, if anyone had them
Getting lippy
Baa baa black sheep
Make mine a double
Magic swizzle
Mental floss
Wastoid
Hospital-grade benadryl
Black humor
Death and taxol
Still here
Recovery, a la Benjamin Button
Blondes have more touching up to do
(Fill in the blank)
Fill'er up
Pros and cons
Real fake boobs
Rack
Go figure
[Two smiley faces]
Dolly Parton poem
Cleavage
Slight chill
That's hysterical
Mixed metaphor
TUBE (totally unnecessary breast exam)
Estrogen elegy
Stuck like glue
Chica chica boom chic
Victoria's Secret
Pull yourself up by your brastraps
Punctuation
Beating around the bush
Killing time
You lose some, you wind some
C-word
Dream lover
Coda.
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