What happens when exquisitely beautiful elves start getting all the roles in Hollywood? Human actors sue, that's what. In a desperate attempt to keep the squabbling inside the screen actors guild from going public, the president of SAG forces the two sides into arbitration. Enter, Linnet Ellery, a human lawyer working for a vampire law firm, to serve as arbitrator. Linnet discovers that sinister forces in tinsel town are determined to shatter the fragile peace between elves, vampires, werewolves, and humans. Someone has been coercing famous elves into committing terrible acts of violence against humans acts that could turn the tide of public opinion against all the supernatural powers.