Martha Seymore is the go-to girl who gets paid to sympathise with the cheated and jilted, the under-sexed and over-attached readers of GLOSS magazine. But when she finds out about her boyfriend's one-night stand, she starts to doubt whether she really has any of the answers. Not only does she have to admit to a failed relationship to her colleagues, but also to her old frenemy Desdemona, whos is newly enegaged to Martha's very first boyfriend. Realising she's just as clueless as her hapless readers, and tired of always doing the right thing, Martha decides it's time to ignore her own advice: she's going for what - and who - she wants, even if it's wrong ...