The Chronicles of Blarnia
The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe: A Story for the Childish
by Michael Gerber
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‘This is all the land of Blarnia,’ said the Faun. ‘From the traffic light in the western woods to the great castle of Cair Amel on the eastern sea, bordered on the south by Oz, on the west by Middle Earth, and on the north by Made-upistan.’
‘I – I got in through the wardrobe,’ said Loo.
Mr Dumbness looked at her in disbelief. ‘You got here through a wardrobe?’ he asked. ‘What are you, high?’
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The Chronicles of Blarnia: The Lying Bitch in the Wardrobe: A Story for the Childish
September 15, 2005, Gollancz
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0575077204 9780575077201
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"Once there were four children names Pete, Sue, Ed and Loo, and this story is about something that happened to them when their parents sold them for medical experiments."
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