There is no denying that food and sex go hand in hand, and never has that been more apparent than with Chuck Tingle’s sizzling erotic collection Handsome Sentient Food Pounds My Butt Volume 2. Collected within are the most mouthwatering tales of gay food and drink that you will ever indulge in, including eight short stories, as well as Chuck’s famous recipes for spaghetti and chocolate milk.

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SENTIENT DEEP DISH PIZZA POUNDS ME IN THE BUTT IN FIFTEEN MINUTES OR IT’S FREE

CHEF WOOLLY MAMMOTH EATS MY BUTT

THE BANANA IN MY BUTT IS A HANDSOME LIFEGUARD

POUNDED BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF THE FEELING THAT I ORDERED THE WRONG THING BECAUSE I WASN’T QUITE READY WHEN THE WAITER CAME OVER BUT MY FRIENDS WERE

SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY MY SENTIENT PLANT BASED VEGETARIAN CHEESEBURGER

A RECIPE FOR POUNDING MY BUTT

POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF AWKWARD POLITICAL DINNER DISCUSSION OVER THE THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY

THIS SENTIENT HOT SAUCE DESTROYS MY ASS IN A GOOD WAY