America's least competent criminals

true tales of would-be outlaws who have botched, bungled, and otherwise haplessly but hilariously fumbled their crimes

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America's least competent criminals

true tales of would-be outlaws who have botched, bungled, and otherwise haplessly but hilariously fumbled their crimes

1st ed.
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A rogues' gallery featuring America's most hapless criminals. Crime definitely doesn't seem to pay for such lunkheaded lawbreakers as: the burglar caught red-handed by a returning homeowner because he had become entranced playing with the owner's video game in midcrime; the suspect in a series of vending-machine robberies who posted his $400 bail using a sackful of quarters; the two criminals chased on foot by police from the scene of a burglary who hopped a fence to lose their pursuers. It was the outer perimeter of San Quentin Prison; the man who reported to security guards at a resort that someone had stolen $1000 worth of cocaine from his room. - Back cover.

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HarperPerennial
Language
English
Pages
139

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Table of Contents

Introduction
"Hello, 911? I'm wedged in this bank vault" : Clumsy burglars
"Hi, I'm Butch. I'll be your robber tonight" : Criminal self-identifications
"Excuse me, when's the next bus?" : The art of the getaway
"Officer, that man stole my drugs!" : Making it easy for the cops
"I know this sounds crazy, but" : The modus operandi
"Trust me" : Dreams and schemes
"Don't give up your day job" : More bad career choices
"Officer, I said I've got rugs, man, not drugs!" : Attention-span failures
"I hate it when that happens" : People who just can't seem to stop
"Bail on that forgery charge? Will you take a check?" : Miscellaneous brilliant ideas
"The bank is loaded on Friday; it's payday for cops" : People in the wrong place at the wrong time
"I didn't do it, and furthermore, I didn't mean to" : Judgment days
"And the award for outstanding stupidity goes to" : America's least competent criminals
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Edition Notes

Includes bibliographical references.
"Each story comes from a mainstream daily newspaper or other highly reputable news source" - Introduction.
"By the author of News of the Weird" - cover.

Published in
New York, NY
Copyright Date
1993

Classifications

Dewey Decimal Class
364.1/092/273
Library of Congress
HV6791 .S44 1993

The Physical Object

Format
Paperback
Pagination
xvi, 139 p.
Number of pages
139
Dimensions
21 x x centimeters

ID Numbers

Open Library
OL1745767M
Internet Archive
americasleastcom00shep
ISBN 10
0060950021
ISBN 13
9780060950026
LCCN
92056271
OCLC/WorldCat
27898018
Library Thing
789469
Goodreads
1836611

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