v. 1. The weather in this book ; Opening remarks by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. ; A short note from the editor ; "After" Jenkins ; The celebrated jumping frog of Calaveras County ; The innocents abroad ; The undertaker's chat ; The danger of lying in bed ; Lionizing murderers ; A true story repeated word for word as I heard it ; An encounter with an interviewer ; About barbers ; The facts concerning the recent carnival of crime in Connecticut ; The adventures of Tom Sawyer ; The journals of Germany ; The prince and the pauper ; On the decay of the art of lying ; The adventures of Huckleberry Finn ; A Connecticut yankee in King Arthur's court ; The private history of a campaign that failed ; The 41,000,000 bank note ; Playing courier ; Fenimore Cooper's literary offenses ; The man that corrupted Hadleyburg
v. 2. A burlesque biography
The tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
The comedy those extraordinary twins
The awful German language
Life on the Mississippi
A medieval romance
Extracts from Adam's diary
Eve's diary
Roughing it
How to tell a story
A curious dream
My late senatorial secretaryship
A mysterious visit
Journalism in Tennessee
A visit to Niagara
The experiences of the McWilliamses with membranous croup
Mrs. McWilliams and the lightning
The stolen white elephant
Legend of Sagenfeld, in Germany
Some rambling notes of an idle excursion
Travelling with a reformer
The loves of Alonzo Fitz Clarence and Rosannah Ethelton
The 30,000 bequest
Curing a cold
Disgraceful persecution of a boy
The canvasser's tale
At the appetite-cure
Petition to Congress.