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This is your survival guide in the linguistic minefield that is 'Lanky' - an indispensable phrase book for the 'foreign' visitor as he attempts to communicate in deepest Lancashire.
Would you like it if you were the recipient of a Wigan kiss?
Should you go to a Lanky dinner at lunchtime or a tea at dinnertime?
If someone refers to you as an old stocking top, what should your attitude be?
What are the real identities of Gracie Chips and Willy Eckerslike?
Why does a Lanky Chauvinist Pig always carry two short planks under his arm?
If the answers to these questions flummox you and give you yedwarch, then you NEED Lanky Spoken Here!
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Book Details
Table of Contents
Foreword
The Lanky Definite Article
Basic Expressions
Lanky Table Etiquette
Eating Out in Lancashire
Road Signs
Useful Equipment to Take to Lancashire
At the Public House
How to Recognise a Lanky Chauvinist Pig
Insults
Fighting Talk
Some Affectionate Terms
Buying Clothes
Visiting the Doctor
Occupations
Features
All Together Now!
Expletives
Sayings
The Weather
Useful Words and Phrases
Eee It's a Lowf Innit!
The Physical Object
ID Numbers
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