Starved for the whole truth, man? Take a bite out of this bitsy but beefy package, brimming with flavorized morsels of wit, wisdom, and worldly knowledge brought to you by the one and only Bartholomew J.* Simpson ~ get the hard-knocks facts of life from the guy who's seen it all, heard it all, done it all ~ and denies it all.

NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION
Serving Size:
192 pages, plus cover
Number of servings: 1
Contains less than 2%
of the minimum U.S. RDA of
niacin and riboflavin.
Contains 100% of your daily
fiber requirement
(served with whole milk).

INGREDIENTS
PAPER, GLUE, PROCESS INKS
(CYAN, MAGENTA, BLACK,
YELLOW), CARDBOARD

(*The "J" stands
for "jenius.")