Lawmakers reacted to the largest terrorist attack on American soil as you’d expect. 35,000 people were dead, 35,647 people to be exact, and the blame was quickly placed almost as much on the American public as it was on those, “son of a bitch terrorists.” Instead of rightfully rejecting responsibility for the tragedy, however, most took Uncle Sam’s criticisms to heart. They supported the Liberty Act entirely by signing up for Freely, the first ever state- owned social network. The fact that the network’s name alluded to the first amendment was no accident. “By using your location and habits to automatically update your feed,” the President explained, “you are dealing a direct blow to the enemies of America. Simply by exercising our first amendment rights, we can defeat terrorism.”