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Malaria Fiddy Juan (Area 51 rhyme) is a novel of a protagonist who suffers from an IQ of 350.
The high IQ does weird stuff to his brain, making him a genius at one second, an unstable predator the other second, and something that is very dangerous the third second. Everything spirals out of control! Vladimir Ivanov runs away from his job after getting enough of the “system” and ends up on an infinite vacation that never ends. It both has an ending and doesn’t. Vladimir Ivanov uses speed every day too, which is dangerous when you have 350 IQ, and he’s jacked all the time too. He builds crazy weapons himself, does very bizarre unexpected stuff and turns slowly into a criminal. He can’t control it as he’s been loading up rage for years. Everything spirals out of control on his crazy adventure!
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He let it rip!!! Brown fucking soup came out of his ass, together with a huge shit, and then diarrhea!! Vladimir had shit the sink all the way full at the toilet in the Porsche Museum! It was all brown and disgusting!! He shit down the whole fucking sink in the toilet!!
But that was not enough! Since this was the Handicap WC, Vladimir thought that he had to amp the shitting effect up when someone came in. The handicap toilet was used much less, and not visited as frequently as a normal toilet, so when someone entered it, the BOOM effect had to make up for it! So that when someone discovered the shitting in the handicap toilet, that they would call up the staff! Vladimir took several pieces of toilet paper and formed somewhat of a towel of it, and then picked up some of the shit and diarrhea! He threw shit around at the walls in the toilet room! He smeared it really well over all of the walls, the walls were covered and smeared in with nasty heavy shit! The brown soup that came out of his as first was just splattered over the sink, the whole thing was brown, and it was dripping down the drain and clogging it! The whole toilet was fucking stinkiiiing!!! Dude!! Vladimir was playing around like a child! Everything was covered in shit, and he let the one big shit/dump stay in the sink. The shit was so huge that it looked like a big brown bread! Also, he had pissed on the floor while shitting.. the floor was full of piss! Vladimir wiped his ass at the end, and threw the brown paper
Its funny and intense
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