{"description": {"type": "/type/text", "value": "P.J. embarks on a mission to the most frightening place of all\u2014his own home, where he faces a toddler who wants a cell phone, a freelance career writing articles like \u201cChewing-Mouth Dogs Bring Hope to People with Eating Disorders,\u201d and neighbors who smell like democrats.\u00a0 Undaunted, P.J. holds forth on everything from getting kids to sleep to why Hillary Clinton\u2019s election was a good thing (\u201cWe Republicans were almost out of people to hate in the Senate\u201d). Funny, and no-holds-barred, CEO of the Sofa is trademark P.J."}, "title": "The CEO of the sofa", "covers": [660680], "first_sentence": {"type": "/type/text", "value": "I was just going to say, when I was interrupted. . . . \"Nobody interrupted you,\" said my wife."}, "first_publish_date": "2001", "key": "/works/OL1914796W", "authors": [{"type": "/type/author_role", "author": {"key": "/authors/OL229377A"}}], "dewey_number": ["818.5402"], "type": {"key": "/type/work"}, "subjects": ["Fiction", "Humor (Fiction)", "American wit and humor", "American wit and humor, social life and customs", "New York Times reviewed"], "links": [{"url": "http://www.nytimes.com/2001/09/16/books/books-in-brief-nonfiction-072125.html", "title": "New York Times review", "type": {"key": "/type/link"}}], "latest_revision": 9, "revision": 9, "created": {"type": "/type/datetime", "value": "2009-12-09T22:33:48.445494"}, "last_modified": {"type": "/type/datetime", "value": "2021-08-06T21:15:34.199594"}}