If it's not one thing, it's your mother

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If it's not one thing, it's your mother

First Simon & Schuster hardcover edition.
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While Julia Sweeney is known as a talented comedienne and writer/performer of her one-woman shows, she is also a talented essayist--and the past few years have provided her with some rich material. Julia adopted a Chinese girl named Mulan and then, a few years later, married and moved from Los Angeles to Chicago. She writes about deciding to adopt her child, strollers, nannies, knitting, being adopted by a dog, The Food Network, and meeting Mr. Right through an email from a complete stranger. Some of the essays reveal Julia's ability to find that essential thread of human connection, whether it's with her mother-in-law or with an anonymous customer service rep during a late-night phone call. But no matter what the topic, Julia always writes with elegant precision, pinning her jokes with razor-sharp observations while articulating feelings that we all share.--From publisher description.

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Free Press
Language
English
Pages
246

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If it's not one thing, it's your mother
2014
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If it's not one thing, it's your mother
2013
in English
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If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother
2013, Bloomsbury Publishing Plc
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Cover of: If it's not one thing, it's your mother
If it's not one thing, it's your mother
2013, Free Press
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Table of Contents

Prologue
Week one: unto me a child is given
If it's not one thing, it's your mother
Just tinking
Channeling food
China sweeney
Strong and beautiful
Letters from camp
Week two: independence
Three Chinese nannies
Arden
Big strollers are bad
Three boyfriends and reflections on a high school crush
The birds and the bees
A fan letter
Sphexy
Week three: death
The decline and fall of practically everybody
Starter gods
Pussy
Baby on board
The color of skin
Phone bill
Week four: dependene
My nemesis
A proposal at Starbucks
An education
Hinky dink is sinking
Tomorrow they arrive.

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Dewey Decimal Class
362.734092, B
Library of Congress
HV875 .S94 2013, HV875.S94 2013

The Physical Object

Pagination
viii, 246 pages ;
Number of pages
246

ID Numbers

Open Library
OL26488565M
Internet Archive
ifitsnotonething0000swee
ISBN 10
145167404X, 1451674058, 1451674066
ISBN 13
9781451674040, 9781451674057, 9781451674064
LCCN
2012049503
OCLC/WorldCat
800031595

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