First Sentence

""In late breaking news, the gang of orphans who recently did battle with the Keepers of the Flame-and by the way that was a sweet, sweet win, kids, hats off to you from all of us here in the newsroom!-have just been informed by a friendly old lady named Kirsten that a safe haven awaits them at this lovely golf-centered retirement community; and if you look up ahead you can see old ladies, lots of Grown-ups-just for something new and different, something you don't see every day-just look at those lush putting greens and quite a herd of goats, too, and only two alligators sunning themselves today and why wouldn't the alligators be happy-I bet they get plenty of kid to eat-oops, sorry, Teddy, did I get your goat with that one?"